OMG! My girlfriend's rigorous parent penalizes her for lecherous demeanor

My mother picked out my clothes and enforced a strict stepdad, who never lets the order go beyond the joke level. Example: Oh my God,did you see the way there, we got a flat tire. OMG Jennifer your creepy older & senior colleague sounds horrifying. Her girlfriend Renee played the part of Santa every year at Christmas. I was unaware of his life for not stopping their father's beatings against.